Sleeping Naked is Illegal in MN? WTF?

[Idunno]

Originally Posted by coolie

This is from the link
Those are some really funky laws. But how are they going to find out?

Putting salt on a railraod track may be punishable by death- Alabama

A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month- Arkansas

You may not have more than two dildos in a house -Arizona

There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus -Arizona

Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs -Arizona

It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water -Arizona

Hunting camels is prohibited- Arizona

No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour- California

You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour -Connecticut

In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce -Connecticut

No one may use a white cane, unless they are blind -Connecticut

Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging -Florida

It is considered an offense to shower naked -Florida

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle -Florida

You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays -Florida

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal -Florida

Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds -Idaho

You may not fish on a camel's or giraffes back -Idaho

You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile -Illinois

Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March -Indiana

One-armed piano players must perform for free- Iowa

It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol -Lousiana

Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack -Maine

No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car -Mass

It is illegal to sleep naked- Minnesota

If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested.-Nebraska

It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway- Nevada

While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.-New York

Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields -North Carolina

It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on -North Dakota

No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July -Ohio

Tattoos are banned -Oklahoma

It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors -PA

Horses may not be kept in bathtubs- South Carolina

It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory- South Carolina

Driving is not to be done while asleep -TN

It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers -Texas

It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel -Texas

It is illegal to milk another person's cow -Texas

Birds have the right of way on all highways -Utah

Whistling underwater is illegal -Vermont

Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween -Virginia

It is illegal to tickle women -Virginia

All lollipops are banned -Washington

Roadkill may be taken home for supper -West Virginia

You may not take a picture of a rabbit during the month of June -Wyoming

fake....
"Whistling underwater is illegal -Vermont" thats just plain stupid..

[Idunno]

Originally Posted by picer

In the UK it is legal to kill a welsh man with a crossbow on the border of some town.

It has not been repealed.

thats sad... lol why would someone do that?

[SkyDevil]

lmao!
after reading all those, i just cant stop imagining an old man watching a sunset on a thrusday at 8pm... ish in Florida and then just farting... 7 seconds later 10 S.W.A.T team members jump on him, beat the old guy with their sticks and then taser him, then cuff him, and throw him into the back of the van...
a local citizen that wanders by asks him "What did that guy do!?!"
The captain replied "That f***ing sh*t head farted!! it just makes me feel sick to teh stomach when they think they can get away with such heinus crimes!"

You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays -Florida!!!!!!!!!!
lmao, whats Arnold thinking of!! XD

[Dark_Neko_Girl]

"it is considered an offense to shower naked-Florida" how else are you supposed to take a shower???? in a friggin bathing suit????

[Black Label]

No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour- California

That one actually makes sense.

And most of those are actually sensible seeing as how they were probably made a while ago and just forgotten about.

Like here in Georgia, it's illegal to have premarital sex, but they don't enforce it.

[jinblank]

well that is darn rite foolish im never moving to MN ... i enjoy sleeping nude are walk about the house nude when i can ohh and im not a nudist just there is no suit more comfortable than ur birthday suit

[samJRulz]

lol, they sound fun to abide by, ohh maybe not

[Laggmaster]

haha in pocatello idaho its illegal to be seen in public places without a smile

i dont think its enforced but its an actual law

[Jasestyle]

hahah it sounds so funny lawls.

[10:40am]

its illegal for people to pass their driving test..

-Quebec, Canada

you canadians (mainly ontarians) will find this true